wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
little-miss-tiny: that’s good to know
superlockthetardis: can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized
what’s coming will come: this post is dedicated to every single thing and character they left... -
this post is dedicated to every single thing and character they left out of harry potter films
for peeves the poltergeist
for tonks and lupin’s relationship development
for the real ginny weasley
for fred weasley’s death
for tom riddle’s whole story
for harry and ginny’s relationship development
for “no need to call me sir, professor”
for all the sassiness
for luna lovegood as the announcer of qudditch
for hermione’s potion challenge in philosopher’s stone
for neville longbottom, the another chosen one
for peter pettigrew being killed by his fake arm because he betrayed voldemort
for the story of the half-blood prince
for percy weasley, the evil one (and his comeback)
for dobby helping harry all the time
for ludo bagman
for the professors helping the twins with their final prank
for charlie weasley
for the apparation lessons
for teddy tonks
for the muggle prime minister
for the gaunts
for the final battle between harry and tom
for harry’s final speech about love
for the marauders
for dumbledore’s story
for everything else jo rowling has created
and for you, if you have stuck with harry enough to know what it’s all about
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
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I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a fatherthis is the most accurate thing i ever read
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Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?
As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)
1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”
2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.
3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.
4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?
5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.
6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.
7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.
8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).